Todays Best Ebay Ad For Making Money

This is the best eBay ad I have read today:

Hello, and thanks for looking at my auction.  You are bidding on the chance to enter into a business opportunity with me.  It's quite simple, really.  Send me $10,000, and 2 months later I will send YOU $20,000!  I will be using your capital in combination with my own money in several businesses that I am involved with.  These numerous income streams will produce money for both of us-and specifically, I will double YOUR money in a month.

I WILL ACCEPT OFFERS FOR LESS THAN $10,000.  Though I really don't want to work with amounts less than $5,000, I will consider every offer.

I am constantly amazed by how much people will pay for stuff on ebay-I've seen supposedly "magic" trinkets and useless items like paperclips sell for thousands-so why not try putting all that extra money you have to good use for once?  :)

This has NOTHING to do with gambling, investing, or anything illegal.  It is NOT anything to do with MLM, pyramid schemes, selling bad products, work-at-home, or anything else that is a scam.

Now, I'm sure you have LOTS of questions before you decide to part with $10,000, so I will try and answer some of you before you ask:

1.  I won''t divulge the specifics of my businesses-these are my own money making businesses that I don't wish to share-this is NOT what you are bidding on.

2.  No, there is no guarantee on your money-this is a business venture, and all business ventures involve a certain amount of risk.  Though if something does go wrong (which I really don't see happening) I should be able to give all of your money back.

3.  Again, this is what will happen when you send me the $: First, you wait 2 months.  Then, you collect a check for double the $ you sent me.  The end!

If you think this is too risky, well I beg to differ.  I've tried all sorts of money making schemes on Ebay.  There is NO money back guarantee if you buy a "supposedly" profitable website, or for most other ebay money schemes for that matter.  The difference between the schemes and this auction is that I am honest.  How do you know?  Well, you'll just have to try this and find out.

DON'T BE SCAMMED BY OTHER JUNK ON EBAY!

1.  When you think about it, this really isn't that big a leap of faith compared to the other junk on ebay.  About a year ago, I bought a website business gtp search engine from somone.  He claimed it was established with about 1,000 members and making about $100 daily.  He showed me "proof" of his paypal payments, etc.  Well after I bought the site, I found the "members" weren't active, and 90% of them were the same person under different names, and paid-to-sign up people, etc.  The site wasn't actually making ANY money at all!  He somehow doctored his paypal account to make it look like he was making money...I paid several thousand dollars for the site!!!

2.  After my bad experience at buying a supposed "established" website, I tried buying a new one and just promoting it myself.  I know all about adsense, google adwords, auto-surf promotion, banners, overture, etc., etc.  But it was almost impossible to make any money or get any REAL visitors that I could make good money from.  So, I gave up on that.

3.  Also about a year ago, I bought a roulette gambling system that was supposed to always work.  I paid about $1,000 for the system.  Well, it worked the first few days, and then I lost all my money-it didn't work in the long run!

4.  I've bought so many "make money" systems, ebooks, etc., etc. on ebay that I lost count.  Honestly, NOT ONE of them has made me any money.

5.  I've tried DOZENS of MLM schemes over the last few years.  All the "big name" programs on the net-you name it, I'm probably a member.  Well, I'm not making money in  ANY of them.  I had one or two that made me some decent money for about 6 months, but now those are failing too...

SO, you might be wondering, with all the garbage out there, how can you trust ME?  Well, as I said earlier, honestly don't have a good answer for you.  All I can say is try this, and you'll make money.

Again, thank you for looking at this auction.  I spent alot of time writing it, so I hope you enjoyed reading it.  I hope you will make the "leap of faith" and join me in making some real money for a change!